1970 Triumph T100R Daytona

2004 Triumph Bonneville Black

1985 Cannondale R300 (oops thats a bicycle)

1975 Honda CB200T

1978 Honda GL1000 - Gone....

Handle: Long John

Occupation: Pirate

Year I joined the club: 2006

Types of motorcycles I own: 1970 Triumph T100R Daytona

Types of motorcycles I would like to own: Oily british ones

I was born On PCH

Favorite Beer: Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, PBR

Type of music or bands I like: a lot of shit that was recorded before I was born

Likes: bikes, cars, guitars & pirates

Dislikes: Indian food, curry

Best Cretin experience: Everyday is the best Cretin Experience

Worst accident I had on a bike: Bike fell down and went boom

Hobbies or other ambitions: gold records my name in lights etc etc